random blurbs

A king shall hold fast to his crown.

In life and in death let there be only silent perfection.

May he carry his brethren to the seas of the righteous,

And may we all die by the sword.

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All i know is everyone is blind to the obvious.

and I think i'm turning into Issac Newton.

I haven't had an apple in like a year, but i'm oblivious to the world outside of what i think i need to know and figure out.

Maybe i should write all my findings down so someone can find them one day and understand that i'm fucking insane.

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The Nameless took me to some woods the other day and i found a ten dollar bill.

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possible song titles

-Accidental Ejaculation

-Oops i chopped your dick off

-Gloryhole in the Confessional

-Beastiality killed the Cat

-I burn myself because i like the smell

-Next time remind me to take my dick out of your mouth before i smack you

-Worst mouth Sore bleeding

-Wineglass Nipples

-Three P.O.V.

-Nub Job

-Golden Shower morning 'the breakfast of Midas'

-The kindergarden teacher's got Blue Balls

-He touches me incorrectly

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I want a grilled ham sandwich with american cheese

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My instant coffee has an odd smell of hot dog juice, but still tastes the same. I'm not sure what to think of that.

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“Getting my oil changed is more exciting than his life.”

“He sucks so bad, Satan won’t even let his gay ass into hell”

“That’s the most annoying person that’s ever tried to talk to me.”

“What the fuck is this guy? (link to profile) And why the hell does he talk to me like we’ve been friends for years? I’d rather cut my arm off for a good time, then talk to this guy.”

“Being gay isn’t an excuse. This guy is fucked.”

“Dude should have went a little deeper.”

“Next time he should try to swallow the razors.”

“That guy creeped me the fuck out, and I was just listening to him talk to you.”

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I woke up in the dirt in the middle of my grandparents woods this afternoon. My mouth tasted like Bloody mud and stale cigarettes. Must have been a good night.

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I lost like 25 lbs recently since all i've been eating is different variations of noodles. If i wasn't drinking so much beer i would probably be back to my mono weight.

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I wanna pinwheel through the stars like they do by themselves.

I wonder if they want to walk on a planet like i do.

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Watch out for the hooligigs, i'm not sure what they are but i know they're after me.

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I was thinking that if i could find a submarine i could torpedo myself through the ocean and pretend to be a superhero. But the force of the shot would probably kill me instantly, but i'm sure i would still look like an underwater superhero. The only problem with this is i wouldn't get to experience it after death took over, and the fact that ocean dwelling beings can't read.

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I'm so successfully drunk that i don't know if the walls are moving or if my eyes are attempting a flee. But i'm damn sure that it took way too much to even get me tipsy.

I'm winning the battle against the give a damns.

i ... am .... not.... that...